John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston split again. So I suppose this means there is no engagement on her birthday next month, no secret love child that brought them together or a real attraction. John and Jen are kapoot and this time it is for ever.

I never figured out why this couple was even together. They didn’t look like a good couple, their tastes seemed wildly different…their ages are wildly different. This is what the Scoop says about the relationship: Sources told Us that the actress has once again split with John Mayer, 31, because he “needed time to himself.”“She’s a control freak, and he can be very incommunicative,” a source told the magazine. “Plus, she feels he plays games with her head.”

The couple already broke up/took a two-month hiatus once last August. Will this one stick? “I would not go so far as to call this a breakup,” said a source close to Mayer. “They have different needs, and it’s hard making it work.” If you have such different needs, why bother trying to make it work. Go find someone else already!