Amy Winehouse is going to move to St. Lucia. Amy has been house hunting and even her father thinks that a half-year move to St. Lucia, with other half spent in a leafy suburb of London, would be a good move health-wise for Amy. She, supposedly, has quit smoking crack and doing heroin since she began her stay in the Caribbean

Wow, well, you know you had it baad when your parents are just pleased as punch that you’re just binge-drinking like a frat boy and toking like Bob Marley. Bravo, Ames! Baby steps.