Madonna won a court battle to move her two sons Rocco and David to New York City. Madonna and Guy Ritchie were fighting over who would have prime custody over the boys, and Madonna won, which means the clan will be living in her Upper East Side penthouse. Regardless, Guy says the two boys will always have “hearts of Englishmen.”

Madonna spent last weekend with Alex Rodriguez at the Seinfeld home, but according to Page Six Madonna spent the majority of the time complaining about the leaked photos from one of her Hard Candy photos shoots. The photos weren’t used for the album because they weren’t very flattering, and in many of them Madonna shows her age.




While nobody likes to look at ugly pictures of themselves, Madonna should really learn to embrace her age. She is 50 for Godsakes, and actually looks pretty good for a middle-aged woman. Her body is rock solid, but unfortunately one of the repercussions of aging and working yourself like an Olympic athlete is less body fat—which means less padding for skin that’s lost it’s elasticity.

So you gotta couple of lines. Get over it. We all know you’re 50 Madonna and you amaze us. Really you do.