Paris Hilton attending “Girls Graduation Night” to promote her brand “Honey Bunch” at No Name in Tokyo, Japan.

Some pictures of Paris Hilton at STK restaurant with an attractive female friend.

Paris Hilton has never been described as demure (that we know of, at least.) But the ultra-mini the socialite wore to Sunday night's Grammy Awards took her status as a short-skirt devotee to a new level. Hilton's Versace dress -- or was it really a top? -- was what our beloved Go Fug Yourself girls might call a "scroll-down fug." We actually love the combination of deep plum and royal purple in the Herve Leger-style harness bodice. But (as often is the case with Ms. Hilton) there is way too much happening from the waist down. As if a green, iridescent skirt covered in purple netting and what appear to be crocheted appliques wasn't busy enough, Ms. Hilton saw it fit to add a sequined clutch, metallic heels and diamond doorknocker earrings to her ensemble. The overall effect? Just a little too human-disco-ball for our liking

Some pictures of Paris Hilton arriving at My House nightclub in Hollywood looking very glamourous. Her sister, Nicky, was quite the opposite when they were spotted leaving the club later on that night!

Socialite heiress Paris Hilton has bought a two million pounds house in Camden and plans to have pole-dancing equipment installed in her living room.

According to mirror.co.uk, Hilton was very impressed with the six-bedroom house and now wants to spend another 250,000 pounds to make the house "Pure Paris".

A friend of hers said: "Paris started looking for a base when she was last in the UK to film her ITV2 reality show, 'Paris Hilton's British Best Friend'. She initially thought about living near Hampstead and Belsize Park, but moved on to Camden, where she could get more bedrooms for her money. She wanted lots of room for her friends from LA to sleep over. She will be spending a lot of time in the UK, so she wants somewhere comfortable and quite similar to her girl palace in LA."

Paris Hilton says she isn’t dumb—she’s just playing a character. Got that? Paris is an artist expressing herself through the medium of reality television, crappy music, and a hair extension line. Oh, and perfume. Paris recently told reporters she thought the prime minister of Great Britain was television personality Gordon Ramsey and that she had no idea what a “pint” was—”is that alcohol,” she asked?


She told Heat magazine via Fametastic that, alas, she’s just trapped in her self-created heir-head character. I’m embarrased to admit how many interviews I’ve read of Paris Hilton, and she always talks about sitting at home in sweat pants.

Why doens’t she try it sometime? I feel like every morning there’s a fresh Paris party pic just gleaming from my laptop.